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powerburial:

i’m an activist for men’s frights. i dont think men are afraid often enough. i just want to give them a good scare once in a while. just spook some dudes.

(via lordfuckquaad)

toothpast:

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery

(via ruinedchildhood)

justanasshole:

Human Centipede: The Prequel

(via death-by-lulz)

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

(via laugh-addict)

isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

(via ruinedchildhood)

boyatom:

look at this egg yolk i love it

(via jynxjyggalag)

Shit trophies

motjusteyes:

Tonight I found a cell phone in the bathroom at a restaurant. It was unlocked.

I quickly looked at the Facebook page for a name.

Then I got nosy and looked at the pictures and saw an album full of shits floating in toilet bowls. I assume it was a trophy gallery. I pulled one photo up of a shit so that the next person who opens the phone sees it.

Outside the door awaited the shit trophy guy. I handed him his phone with a smile.

tastefullyoffensive:

Sassy Cat [x]